Guess the country!

A country based purely on religion.

• Consisting of people who have arrived from all over the place with no shared values but for their Abrahamic religion.
• Carved out of a larger piece of geopolitical entity that has existed historically.
• Created arbitrarily by the British.
• Controlled by the army, which is fetishised to a ridiculous degree.
• With a spy agency that is self-proclaimed legendary, but is basically filled with rogues and assassins.
• Persecuting minorities living inside.
• At constant war with its neighbours.
• Propped up by Americans, and providing them with launch pads to threaten others around them.
• Exporting terrorism to their neighbours but claiming to be victims of it.
• Having a string of strongmen as heads of government.
• Claiming persecution by others over centuries.
• Taking umbrage at any criticism of their current actions and equating it with a denial of historical wrongs suffered by their community.
• Insisting on speaking for all co-religionists everywhere.
• Believing their rights (and their country) have divine origins. And sanction.
• Possessing nuclear weapons, and claiming they are for self-defence.
• Quick to take offence.
• Quicker to give offence under the guise of anti-their-religion-ism.
• Claiming credit for everything their co-religionists have achieved ever anywhere.
• Grabbing their neighbours’ lands illegally and claiming historical property rights over it.
• Disregarding UN resolutions openly.
• Arrogant. Victim-blaming. Exclusionary. Divisive. Inside.
• Complaining. Playing the victim. Crying. Sweet-talking. Acting innocent. Outside.

And yet. Yet. Yet, loved by Hindutvawadi Hitler-loving bully-adoring small-dicked chutiyas around the world.

I was talking of Israel, you chaddis. Who did you think I was describing, you intellectual dissidents? Did that image of the Pakistani flag throw you off? Has your brain melted yet with the dissonance? Or do you not have one?