My Xmas gift to myself is everything a virtue-signalling social media keyboard warrior wants to assuage his guilt of fucking up the planet with his everyday choices: a ridiculously overpriced cap from an ethical brand.
There now. I’ve done my bit. I am hereon free to tell off all the bureaucrats, politicians, and capitalists that are co-conspirators in the creation and the perpetuation of the evil military-industrial-big pharma complex, and preach about loudly, to all within earshot, how exactly to go about saving humanity.
Right, then. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
