Step 1: Pick a non-issue.
Example? The absence of Hindu kings in the history syllabus.
Why is this a non-issue? Because these kings are already in the syllabus.
Step 2: Pretend it’s a real issue.
Announce loudly: There are no Hindu kings in history books!
Get celebrities and uninformed personalities to echo this.
Recruit unqualified “experts” to validate it on social media and TV.
Make it sound like a conspiracy of historical proportions.
Step 3: Amplify the noise.
Use your grassroots network to make this the talking point.
Fuel outrage.
Convince people that the nation’s identity is at stake.
Make it seem like children are growing up ignorant of their heritage.
Demand change. Loudly.
Step 4: Do absolutely nothing.
Why? Because nothing needs to be done.
Hindu kings are already in the books.
Let the manufactured outrage simmer down as you move to the next faux crisis.
Step 5: Reap the rewards.
People will eventually discover that Hindu kings are in the syllabus.
They will assume this happened because of the “pressure” they built.
They will credit your government for “correcting history” and safeguarding culture.
Victory? Secured. Without lifting a finger.
Step 6: Subtly claim credit.
Let your IT cell and media allies whisper about the “historic correction.”
Spin tales of how previous governments erased Hindu history to appease minorities.
Claim this as a triumph of muscular nationalism over decades of obsequiousness.
Step 7: Watch the sceptics shout into the void.
People like me will scream, “There was never an issue!”
We’ll provide evidence, screenshots, and examples.
We’ll quote real historians who wrote these books, denying any erasure. We’ll go blue in our faces.
Nobody. Will. Listen.
The outrage machine has already moved to its next manufactured scandal.
Check. And mate.
Another round won without breaking a sweat.
P.S.: No, this is not AI-generated. I am asked this question every time I write something that needs a minimum Grade 6 reading & comprehension level to understand. But no. Regular humans are perfectly capable of producing interesting prose. What do you think AI is trained on? Sigh!
