My dearest and most successful Prime Minister, the honourable Mr Narendra Modiji,
You did the 41 trapped miners and the country the greatest favour by not turning up there to personally supervise the operation, even while (understandably) feeling the pull towards all the media cameras pointing towards that collapsed tunnel at Silkyara. I commend your iron will and steely resolve.
And that is not because you are a total loser and a certifiable Panauti (not at all, I’ll never use such words for our deeply respected Prime Minister), but because it would have taken the focus away from the rescue…and turned it towards you who is, but of course, entirely more deserving of the spotlight without a shadow of doubt, than the 41 miners who are but a drop of RO water as compared to your holy gaumutric personality. Kudos to you for the superhuman self-control required for staying away, which you admirably did, and with seeming casual ease. Inspiring leadership!
Mr Prime Minister Sir, I cannot repeat this often enough, but only you could have pulled this off. Only you. Only you could have had such tunnel vision. Only you could have saved the day. And you did. Simply by not being present. What a masterstroke, if I may be allowed to say so.
I was sceptical first, but you’ll be glad to know that I have become a firm believer in your superpower now. Truly, Modi hai to mumkin hai!
Thank you, Mr PM. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You did well. The nation is grateful. Modi. Modi. Modi. BMKJ. PKMKB. JSR. VM. ABCD. et aLL.
Yours sensibly,
Kedar Anil Gadgil
