This afternoon, I was sitting on the couch reading and listening to some messages from a friend and got called somewhere (I think Kym wanted something). I left my phone on the couch (my mum was sitting next to me) and somehow accidentally pressed on her profile photo while getting up, and so it came up on the screen on the phone that was next to Maa on the couch.
When I got back:
Maa: ‘She’s gorgeous.’
Me: ‘Isn’t she?’
Maa: ‘Your new girlfriend?’
Me: ‘No no no no no…just a friend who happens to be a girl. Kindly don’t jump to conclusions. We aren’t living in the 1970s any more.’
Maa: ‘I want you to ask her something.’
Me: ‘Maa…can you please calm down?’
Maa: ‘Who is her blouse tailor?’
Me:
Maa:
Me:
Maa: ‘What did you think I was going to ask?’
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Original image with permission.
