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A job for the Narcotics Control Bureau of India.

Here’s a suggestion: The NCB needs to take a look at the Indian media people who bemoan and decry the new tendency within Indian cricket and cricketers for a decided lack of professionalism & application of mind, an obvious sell-out to Mammon, a loss of purpose, a constant and irritating virtue-signalling, a newfound focus on appearances, a cult of personality, and the subsequent moving away from doing or even knowing their primary job to the point that the world is laughing at them because ‘they had one job’ and have so spectacularly failed at it.

Surely, they are smoking commercial-grade shit to not have their heads implode in such cognitive dissonance of galactic proportions.

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